Devouring The Latest Christmas Films: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the time of year to relax on the sofa and demolish a box of mince pies in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
As always, a batch of latest seasonal stories aims to become part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a helpful attempt to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I binged as many recent festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, optimistically, on a positive note. This release is the only 2025 title on a famous website's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band end up stranded in the UK after finishing their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are hindered by an villainous Saint Nick, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “find their familial spark.”
The repartee between the arguing trio is amusing even for the uninitiated, while devotees will no doubt catch lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using all transportation available.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not legendary, but is superb for devotees and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who must sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity roped into a traditional British stage show.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older lead Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose agent has deceived him into thinking he’s appearing in prestigious English theatre.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he insists angrily. It's easy to predict their retort. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the outset of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative unfolds as the stingy Mr Sood is visited by the ghosts of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least unique from all the others, but sadly he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s acting is wooden—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There’s time for a network's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the remainder.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. En route, she encounters a fellow in a literary haven who promises to show her a festive Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the top new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the necessary warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, regardless of the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris sets out to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s understated but sweet, and good viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a combination of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s gone downhill, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and highly entertaining—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher